Boiled egg fart

     Have you ever let your kid go somewhere to stay the night and when they come home the next day you've learned that they ate boiled eggs the night before! I think that this is something grandparents do because they know the end results! We have a 6 year old, her name is audrey! I think she goes to her nana's house and says "Hey! Please fix me a boiled egg. I want to fart on kristine and mama later!!"  I swear she get here and she will sit down beside me, and I have to leave the room. Honestly they are silent but deadly! Farts stink but goodness I think the smaller the person the more stinky they are! Never under estimate tiny people and their explosive power!

Why cant money grow on trees?

Seriously why cant money grow on trees? If we never had to have money we would have nothing to worry about! You have to have money for everything. You should have to pay for food light or water those are things you have to have its not like those things arent coming from something natural! If we didnt have to pay for all this st\uff we would all be stress free! Money is only important to me because I need it to provide for my family. If you didn't need money to buy food, cars, a home, gas, clothes, utilities, and whatever else...then money wouldn't be all that important. It also makes the world go 'round. If there was no money, then people wouldn't get paid to do their jobs. Honestly, would people work for free??? Would people work on for the satisfaction of their job and not expect anything in return?? I spend a great deal of my life talking and thinking about money. If you no longer had any money to pay for heat in your home, what would you do? Our great-grandparents and grandparents were able to heat their homes by getting wood to burn anywhere they could find it. Could we survive this way?  most homes do not have fire places or wood burning stoves! And what about water? ? Do you know how to dig a well? I live in the city and it has been a long time since I have seen a natural spring bubbling up next to the sidewalk. I dont think many of us would drink water from a stream or nearby ditch!

I've never had a break

I should have known that I was doomed from the beginning. From almost drowning in a huge mud puddle when I was a baby to breaking my arm in a dryer. Who would have ever thought someone would end up having to get stitches after a trip to Lowes with their grandmother or from playing with an excersize band?!
If it could have only ended there, I got my first car in highschool. Within the first week of me having it i managed to back into a parked car. That is only the beginning of my car problems. I bought a jeep and to sum it up. It rolled into a car while i was working! Battery dies while i was working, I rolled into a car while trying to leae work! I was so excited to get my honda, until i actually got it. The first day i got it i had to get the computer replaced. When i went to pick it up the mechanics some how broke my hood latch and didnt even offer to fix it! I was on my way home to Florida and got 2 miles down the road and smelled smoke! Within seconds there was huge flames in our floorboard, pulled over and put it out with a gallon of iced tea!
The guys that had replaced the computer had pinched the wires! So it caught on fire! Over the next year I had to replace, The starter, alternator, battery, tires, tie rod ends, fan sensor, distributor, hood, and 2 windshields!! Why did i have to replace 2 windshields and a hood?! on 2 seperate occasions i was driving down the freeway and the hood flies up and shatters my windshield!! I was smart enough to get rid of the car after the exhaust clogged up and wouldnt get gas! So if you think your life is so bad, continue to read about our life!