I've never had a break

I should have known that I was doomed from the beginning. From almost drowning in a huge mud puddle when I was a baby to breaking my arm in a dryer. Who would have ever thought someone would end up having to get stitches after a trip to Lowes with their grandmother or from playing with an excersize band?!
If it could have only ended there, I got my first car in highschool. Within the first week of me having it i managed to back into a parked car. That is only the beginning of my car problems. I bought a jeep and to sum it up. It rolled into a car while i was working! Battery dies while i was working, I rolled into a car while trying to leae work! I was so excited to get my honda, until i actually got it. The first day i got it i had to get the computer replaced. When i went to pick it up the mechanics some how broke my hood latch and didnt even offer to fix it! I was on my way home to Florida and got 2 miles down the road and smelled smoke! Within seconds there was huge flames in our floorboard, pulled over and put it out with a gallon of iced tea!
The guys that had replaced the computer had pinched the wires! So it caught on fire! Over the next year I had to replace, The starter, alternator, battery, tires, tie rod ends, fan sensor, distributor, hood, and 2 windshields!! Why did i have to replace 2 windshields and a hood?! on 2 seperate occasions i was driving down the freeway and the hood flies up and shatters my windshield!! I was smart enough to get rid of the car after the exhaust clogged up and wouldnt get gas! So if you think your life is so bad, continue to read about our life!